She's JV to your varsity
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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