i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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