I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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