Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
How does it feel to date your dad?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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