her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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