A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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