Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
3 2 1 whiskey
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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