these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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