I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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