why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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