i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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