Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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