Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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