i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
