she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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