U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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