At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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