Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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