Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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