Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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