worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
it glows. i had to have it.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
