hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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