idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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