They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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