i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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