She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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