Im at strip club and am horny
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My dick has a subreddit
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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