no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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