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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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