If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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