have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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