It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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