Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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