I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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