i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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