am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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