yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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