Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
did you just send me my own nude
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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