i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
