You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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