So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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