I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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