What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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