just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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