some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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