please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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