): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
a search helicopter?!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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