id be glad to
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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