Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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