Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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