It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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