He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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