i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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