So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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