I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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