69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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