i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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